Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. *laughs*

Cute :)

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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

hahahahaha!!!!!

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You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. lol @ this one

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays? LOL this one is so stupid yet so great.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. <—- lmfao

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Yes please!

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Jew? Gentile? Muslim? European? Foreskin or not? Cut or uncut? Intact or not? Which do you prefer your male partners to have? Maybe you don’t care? Why?

I’m cut, and prefer my partner to have a foreskin. Just so much nicer and easier

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*trips you*

*falls face first into the floor*

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*throws pie at you*

*pours soda on you*

Oooh, sticky

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*pours chocolate syrup on you*

Ooooh, are you going to lick that off too?

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*steals your laptop*

Yay! Now I don’t have to work today. But wait! How am I responding then!?!

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Are you pro choice or pro life? If you are pro life, how about in cases of rape, incest, and when the health of the mother is endangered?

Pro choice

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Are you pro gay rights? Are your parents the same way or are they anti gay rights?

I am gay, so yes, I am pro. My parents are on my side too.

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Do you believe in the death penalty? If so, for what crimes?

Yes, for rape and murder

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